Hi Square One? How are you doing? It’s been a while since we hung out. I know you’ve missed me. I wish I could say the same for you..
Since we’re back to being such close friends now, can I call you SQ? Cool beans! Hi SQ 🙂
Now look, I know that in the past, we’ve had a pretty rocky relationship. I for one have not been committed to this at all. I admit to having stabbed you in the back and bolted on you whenever I got the chance. I’m sorry. No one deserves that sort of treatment. Despite the nature of our relationship, I do not take pride in making this known to the world. I’m not saying that you are bad company. Wait, coming to think of it, when’s the last time but you did something nice for me? Well I admit you’re always there whenever things in my life fail to take a turn for the best; waiting for me with arms wide open whenever I fall short of my goals. So cozy. So comforting. Hmmmmm. You’re a bad influence.
I can’t do it anymore. This has got to end SQ.
Every time we get back together, my life tends to get somewhat suspended in a trance. I spiral. Nothing constructive comes of anything I touch. I become a dreamer and an inspiration speaker/adviser. I don’t achieve. I plan. And plan some more but never actually get anything done. Even when I do, it’s always a lame excuse for what I would have done if we were no longer hanging out. Have you heard of King Midas SQ? Please read about King Midas. I wish you were a bit more like him; metaphorically speaking of course.
SQ buddy, lets put an end to this vicious cycle. You have got to move on with your life. I need to know that you won’t be there for me to fall back on, so I never get comfortable. Stop waiting for me to come running back to you whenever life gets tough. By doing so, you will also help me get my life back together and get a move on. I can only imagine that you also want the best for me SQ, don’t you? You will easily find a new best buddy. I’m sure there’s someone who will treat you much better than I do.
Please go away and do not leave a forwarding address. We are never ever ever getting back together.